What I did March 14-15th
-Watched a ladies man get dumped. (Even thought he was the man with his 1inch gage in his ear, his weed hat, and his shorts that went down to his shoes. IDK what is wrong with her.)
-Was entertained by a homeless man for about an hour, go to my Vimeo page in about an hour to see how nutz he was
-Got to see Black Lips from about 2 feet away and was able to touch most of them
-Got elbowed by Jared Swilley the Bassist from Black Lips
-Held Jared Swilley on my shoulders while he played
-Flipped about two dozen kids that were stage diving, I guess one of them broke a girls ankle when they landed on her.
-Got spat on by both band members and crowd alike
-Got to play the Bass for about a second at the end of the concert
-Watched a drunk Ginger walk onto a train Fugly as hell saying “sorry” to everything
-Watched two drunk girls almost die by jumping off the unlocked train car in the back, was kinda hoping they would taste freedom
-Watched the drunk Fugly Ginger throw up all over her-self
-Came home to see both thighs really bruised from the concert the night before
4 years ago
To Do List
Things i want to do/accomplish before i die:
1. Long date with Jayme Hefler.
2. During winter break bike from Chicago to Marco Island Florida. Upon reaching the Florida boarder, call the highway patroll and complain about a crazy man biking on the highway. once the highway partolman or woman confronts me, explain how far i had biked and tell them to fuck off.
3. (And because of importing laws)
Go to Europe and buy a Land Rover Discovery Turbo Diesel.
Await for winter.
Ask permission to ‘sail’ my car across the ocean and give my car a boats name. most likely something like d1sc0v3ry or something genericly 1337.
Prove Al Gore wrong, ‘sail’ across the ice bridge between Russia and the US resulting in the only person to own a newly ‘imported’ diesel Discovery.
4. Punch Brian Urlacher in the face and see what happens.
5. Play Rugby with Sébastien Chabal and see what happens.
6. Jump in a pool of Swiss Miss Vanilla Pudding and see what happens.
7. Try-out for US gymnastic team for high-bar. but thow in a twist and set the high bar too low, and upon attempting a giant, smash my feet into the ground where i would lay on the ground crying for 20 min.
8. After attempting to make the gymnastic team i would try out for Synchronized Diving with a 250lb black man. Dive would be either a pencil or a cannon ball.
9. Get an appartment in Chicago.
4 years agoIf your bored, just read his comments. If you can understand any of them its bonus points for you, but overall its a real good laugh. Trust me.
