What I did March 14-15th
-Watched a ladies man get dumped. (Even thought he was the man with his 1inch gage in his ear, his weed hat, and his shorts that went down to his shoes. IDK what is wrong with her.) -Was entertained by a homeless man for about an hour, go to my Vimeo page in about an hour to see how nutz he was -Got to see Black Lips from about 2 feet away and was able to touch most of them -Got elbowed by ...
To Do List
Things i want to do/accomplish before i die: 1. Long date with Jayme Hefler. 2. During winter break bike from Chicago to Marco Island Florida. Upon reaching the Florida boarder, call the highway patroll and complain about a crazy man biking on the highway. once the highway partolman or woman confronts me, explain how far i had biked and tell them to fuck off. 3. (And because of importing laws) ...
Twitter FTW →
If your bored, just read his comments. If you can understand any of them its bonus points for you, but overall its a real good laugh. Trust me.