To Do List
Things i want to do/accomplish before i die: 1. Long date with Jayme Hefler. 2. During winter break bike from Chicago to Marco Island Florida. Upon reaching the Florida boarder, call the highway patroll and complain about a crazy man biking on the highway. once the highway partolman or woman confronts me, explain how far i had biked and tell them to fuck off. 3. (And because of importing laws) ...
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If your bored, just read his comments. If you can understand any of them its bonus points for you, but overall its a real good laugh. Trust me.