My name is Tom; I currently go to Elmhurst College studying Exercise Science with a minor in Chemistry and going to get my doctorate in Physical Therapy.

To Do List

Things i want to do/accomplish before i die:

1. Long date with Jayme Hefler.

2. During winter break bike from Chicago to Marco Island Florida. Upon reaching the Florida boarder, call the highway patroll and complain about a crazy man biking on the highway. once the highway partolman or woman confronts me, explain how far i had biked and tell them to fuck off.

3. (And because of importing laws)

Go to Europe and buy a Land Rover Discovery Turbo Diesel.

Await for winter.

Ask permission to ‘sail’ my car across the ocean and give my car a boats name. most likely something like d1sc0v3ry or something genericly 1337.

Prove Al Gore wrong, ‘sail’ across the ice bridge between Russia and the US resulting in the only person to own a newly ‘imported’ diesel Discovery.

4. Punch Brian Urlacher in the face and see what happens.

5. Play Rugby with Sébastien Chabal and see what happens.

6. Jump in a pool of Swiss Miss Vanilla Pudding and see what happens.

7. Try-out for US gymnastic team for high-bar. but thow in a twist and set the high bar too low, and upon attempting a giant, smash my feet into the ground where i would lay on the ground crying for 20 min.

8. After attempting to make the gymnastic team i would try out for Synchronized Diving with a 250lb black man. Dive would be either a pencil or a cannon ball.

9. Get an appartment in Chicago.